Last Thursday, in the car:
Grace: "Mom, is Santa real? Because Julia says he's not."
Me: "Of course he is real!"
Tess: "Of course he is Grace – you've met him, on the Candy Cane Train!"
Grace: "No, that wasn't the real Santa. The real Santa is too busy in his workshop."
Me [long pause]: "Wow, look at those beautiful Christmas lights!"
Last Friday, in the car:
Grace: "Mom, is Rudolph real?"
Me [long pause]: "What do you think?"
Grace: "I don't think so. How could he possibly have a shiny red nose?"
Tess: "Red paint!"
Me [long pause]: "Wow, look at that beautiful sunset!"

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