Travelingjenny

“I can’t wait to get my hair cut. I LOVE lollipops.”

Great. I love lollipops too – especially the sugar rush that comes with them.

“Mommy, does Meg know we’re coming?”

Yes, and I’m sure your visit will be the highlight of her day.

“Hi Meg, I LOVE lollipops.”

You better quit charming her or she’ll give you two of them.

“Meg, where do you sleep?”

Honey, she does NOT live at the hair salon.

“Meg, where do you live?”

I repeat, she does NOT live at the hair salon.

“Meg, who are you married too?”

Honey, lay off the personal questions or you might not get ANY lollipops.

“Meg, I like your buttons.”

Oh no, THREE lollipops.

“Meg, I like your dress. It’s pretty.”

Oh no – please Meg, ARE YOU FINISHED YET?